While it's not as fun as packing a real snowball and launching it into someone's face, it does replicate that satisfying crunchy sound and feel of making one.
Gift them what they've always wanted - Nothing!
The iconic golden sponge cake and creamy filling flavors of the Hostess Twinkie have transformed into a 12 pack of yellow and white striped candy canes.
It combines the classic shelf stable can of pork/ham with seasonal ingredients and spices like figs, oranges, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, ginger, and all spice.
These hilarious straws are extra long and designed to reach the bottom of standard wine bottles so you don't miss a single drop of your favorite vintage
This whimsical FAUX teddy bear fur Christmas stocking is shaped like a dog bone and can hold plenty of little stocking stuffers like treats, bones, and toys.
This gigantic peppermint candy cane is over 16 inches in length, 1 inch thick, contains 2,040 calories, and weighs over 1 pound!
While not quite tender and juicy as a real slow-cooked beef brisket, these red and pink striped candy canes taste like it and have a crunchy texture instead.
Now you can hit or miss warships with pegs anywhere you go, because the naval combat game Battleship has been miniaturized to the smallest, still playable size.
If Santa put you on the naughty list again this year because some snitching elf spy ratted you out, then you'll love devouring this Gummy Elf on the Shelf.
Each individually wrapped piece of this red and yellow striped hard candy tastes just like a slice of pizza, minus the anchovies.
Putty designed to get stronger and more resistant the more you squeeze, stretch, tear, bounce, fold, twist, and play around with it. It actually fights back!
This magical meter, cloned from top secret elf technology at Santa's Workshop, is able to display the current level of Christmas spirit and holiday cheer.
Why would anyone want a boring old traditional peppermint candy cane when they could have one that tastes like a stick of butter that was dipped in sugar?
These cool new yet quite cheesy Mac and Cheese Candy Canes are yellow striped candy canes that taste like instant macaroni and cheese.
These unusual candy canes replace the traditional boring peppermint candy cane flavor with the savory, umami flavor of gourmet Japanese shiitake mushrooms.
If you can't go anywhere without worrying about hot sauce availability, then keep it with you at all times with this Tabasco Sauce Mini Bottle Keychain Cap.
Actual slices of pepperoni pizza are freeze dried to transform them into light and crispy snack chips that you can enjoy anytime, anywhere.
I don't even want to know why, but you never know when you'll need a fresh pair of underwear, so always be prepared with these cool new Instant Underpants.
This fidget toy looks like a slime-free slug that's made up of ridged nested plastic cups that articulate in any direction while creating sounds as they move.
These huge crayons have 64 different colors all smushed together so you never know what kind of unique color combinations might show up as you draw.